Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

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Dick Heads

Fucking bitches that wont leave you alone. They wont shut the fuck up during class and calls everyone lesbians even though they are the ones feeling each others thighs. They need to shut their big ass mouths and shove their opinions up their ass. Don't think I dont remember that time you cried because you got kicked out of class A.MCKNIGHT. Don't even get me started with A's stupid little gang C.GHOST, S.SINHA, O.ROODENBURG. If they just died or even shut up their little mouths the world would be a better place. 'Hi watermelon sugar' SHUT THE FUCK UP S. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE A SINGER DOSENT MEAN THAT THAT IS MY WHOLE PERSIONALITY.

in conclusion

A.MCKNIGHT, C.GHOST, S.SINHA and O.ROODENBURG need to shut there big mouths and eat shit.

A.MCKNIGHT? C.GHOST? O.ROODENBURG? S.SINHA? Yeah they are Dick Heads.

by anonomoys.sea.o November 23, 2023

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A Gargle of Dicks

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )

" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "

There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.

by RawFeNriS1 February 20, 2025

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