The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
Get the ass cupmug. When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily
Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
by Dickker November 30, 2019
Get the Ass Strechtermug. what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore
what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore
by MercedezLaighn September 3, 2023
Get the what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whoremug. by Itsbigstones December 28, 2018
Get the Swanky ass hoemug. A person who lies to anyone about a situation then when they are confronted, they continue to lie about the situation, only to find that they are the cause of the situation, yet will continue to lie. They are liars who are faking innocent so that their ass don’t get into trouble. He or she is Considered a fake ass fake.
“Jane doe” lies to her uncle about braking his watch that he lent to his nephew. “Jane Doe “ broke the watch and blamed it in the nephew. The Uncle knew that Jane Doe broke the watch but Jane Doe kept lying. Jane doe told her Uncle that she would never break anything of his, yet she confessed later that she broke the watch. Since Jane doe Faked that she had nothing to do with the watch Being broke she is considered a fake ass fake.
by Tlsvme October 25, 2020
Get the fake ass fakemug. by Thomas Scottass March 29, 2022
Get the Ass Jugglermug. 