What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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Get the Putting the penis in a sheep's assmug. by I_will_mess_you_up April 20, 2018
 Get the Bitch-assmug.
Get the Bitch-assmug. Ass talk is when two men flatulate when the other one stops flatulating, making it sound like a conversation.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
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Get the ass talkmug. SUGAR PUFF MY ASS - General referring to applying granulated sugar, flavored cool aid, tang, the contents of a candy straw or Stevia if you are a health nut, to a foxy ladies willing derriere and anal orifice with a straw before you dive in and eat it like you have been stranded and starving on a remote island for months.
Can also refer to applying a generous amount of cocaine (mixed with sweetner) to the inside of a partners anal orifice before dining in, / when used in combination with sugar or other sweetner. (similar to Gack Blowing)
"The practice of filling a drinking straw with Cocaine, inserting one end into a willing anus and then blowing the cocaine into the Ass." - only used in combination with a sweetner to produce both a longer lasting high and great tasting ass!
Can also refer to applying a generous amount of cocaine (mixed with sweetner) to the inside of a partners anal orifice before dining in, / when used in combination with sugar or other sweetner. (similar to Gack Blowing)
"The practice of filling a drinking straw with Cocaine, inserting one end into a willing anus and then blowing the cocaine into the Ass." - only used in combination with a sweetner to produce both a longer lasting high and great tasting ass!
I am really looking forward to sugar puffing that fine ass fox's ass and then eating it like a plate of shrimp, steak and lobster !
I washed my ass for you, please sugar puff my ass and then eat it daddy!
I washed my ass for you, please sugar puff my ass and then eat it daddy!
by MegaGiver May 28, 2018
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She was talking ab you .
Jessica : yeah that's serah that penny loafer wearing ass bitch .
She was talking ab you .
Jessica : yeah that's serah that penny loafer wearing ass bitch .
by Unknown author/Pimp  October 12, 2022
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