Chicken dick

A white man with a pink penis that looks like raw chicken

Oh my god you know that guy Tyler I hooked up with he totally had a chicken dick ahhh I was so freaked

by Enragedphosphorus January 21, 2022

dick squeeser

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

by ninja ollie October 20, 2008

Tweaker dick

A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.

Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.

by Sexistunna88 January 2, 2021

Dick head

Liam is a dick head

That guy over there! Yeah that one. Called Liam. Yeah he's a dick head

by Dickheadliam February 27, 2018

dick chimney

A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"

Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas

by RetroThis January 24, 2015

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023

dick beaker

A beaker you stick beside your bed to clean it up after sex.

Mervin have you got the dick beaker ready for tonight.

by Michael_Megaeen_portaferry January 6, 2014