Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

Dick Monalds

One of the largest fast-food chains in the world. famous for their "-1-piece mc chugget", in which they perform an appendectomy on the customer, serving them a portion of their surgically removed appendix.

Smohn Jith: Did you guys go to dick monalds again?
Leonard: haha yes I love dick monalds!
James Corden: I am jame corend.
Both: holy shit it's jame corenmd

by Dick monalds fan November 15, 2023

dick jaded

When a broad got dicked tooooo much. She get tired and bored quick.

She was lame yo. Prolly DICK JADED from all those dudes she be fuckin.

by TTKKJV December 7, 2016

Dick

My fat shlong

She has a big dick

by Marvellover June 1, 2021

dick banana

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields

Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree

by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018

dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.

Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?

by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 12, 2015

haileys massive dick

haileys dick is real!!!!!!!

wow look at HAILEYS MASSIVE DICK its sooooooo big!!!!!!

by hailley the great mann March 27, 2025