Willy

1. A term used for small dick men
2. Someone with the name "William." most likely a total simp, and or creep

Person 1: Who is that 40 year old man on the sidewalk
Person 2: Will with his small willy

by Plxmyaa February 12, 2022

Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.

Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'

by WTBHeals December 2, 2011

Itty bitty willy committee

Males who have small dicks

"Belle you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"

by Rts2369 March 6, 2019

Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.

Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now

by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016

willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".

Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"

by Willy wisher March 23, 2017

Wet Willy

A wet dick in the ear.

A guy in an orgy finishes getting a blow job and sticks it in his friends ear. Now that's a wet willy!!!

by Wet willy bandit March 22, 2025

willy nilly

To steal, straight up.

Did she just willy nilly that car?!

by Kxngsqrrl, the 2nd Homeless J July 24, 2025