longing distance

The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.
Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.
by Monkey's Dad April 04, 2020
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!
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long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.
Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 20, 2018
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My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
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Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat
Back Long Strokes Back On The Beat
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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