Kellie Wells'N it

The porn actress Kellie Wells known for her talents and achievements, her ability to analy fist her self, often beyond what seems possible, defying logic. Kellie Wells preforming self anal fisting up to the elbow. The contortion or the positioning and effort to do such a feet and to be that deep, going all in .

Other popular culture reference of similar beyond belief activities, can be found in the music band "Tool" in the song "stink fist" ......some of the lyrics " finger deeper in the borderline" " elbow deeper in the borderline shoulder deeper in the borderline" relax turn around and take my hand" as a activity or fetish with a partner in the term or phrase Kellie Wells'N it is solo auto-anal extreme stimulation.

Can also be used as a more extreme modern metaphoric term akin to "stepped into that shit" or "you got your hands all deep in that shit" or "you fell in super deep in all that shit"

" Bro! wtf, there is lube and shit all over your hand up to your forearm, you been in here Kellie Wells'N it"

"What's with you buying all this lube and wet ones? You planning on trying to Kellie Wells'N it.? "

Used as metaphoric example

"At that house, Man we walked into that deep, in those people's drama and BS, like we were Kellie Wells all in that shit."

"I'm in trouble, I'm in deep shit, like I'm Kellie Wells'N it.

by Mattygjak December 4, 2025

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

George Orson Welles

Affectionately referred to as simply Orson Welles. A very influential American film director, writer, and actor who was also involved in theatre and radio. He is known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and film, Citizen Kane (1941). Welles succumbed to obesity in his late years.

Oh, he was the voice actor for Unicron in the 1986 animation, "The Transformers: The Movie".

George Orson Welles wanted to play a god-like role before he died; he got to do the voice acting for Unicron -- enough said.

by Popocatapetl September 8, 2016

Head of Wellbeing

Pretty much that noncey head of year that isnt getting paid as much as he wants and wants more than one job title, just doesnt give three fucks about ur wellbeing just wants to touch you up

Head of wellbeing is a fucking pagan

by bigcaz January 28, 2021

AWESOME BANK WELLS FARGO

NO, WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT/CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER know how to run any FINANCIAL CORORATION MANY perfectly especially this ONE.

Do you deserve to bank at AWESOME BANK WELLS FARGO as how well can you manage your bank account and how honest are you!!!!

by METE MEAT MEET July 17, 2021

A Wannabe Welldo

A Wannabe Welldo is a teenage boy/girl who constantly talks about sex and always tries to instigate fights.

"what about that girl down the street?" "Nar, she's a wannabe welldo."

by BigBoysForever May 11, 2022