Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018

waffle boofter

Poof. Gay. Homosexual.

“You are such a fucking waffle boofter!”

“See him, he’s a giant waffle boofter.”

by emmazingtings420 June 13, 2024

Cookie Waffles

An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.

Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??

by Bills is gay af May 17, 2022

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018

waffle rape

When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Julia waffle raped Gary at spur and didn't even own up to it.

by hilklklkl April 28, 2014