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united khaliphate

An Islamic nation in the north of Europe, formerly known as the United Kingdom (UK). It's the most radicalized Muslim nation on the face of earth with Shariah Law replacing the Magna Carta, hijabi terroristas on every street corner, and pubs and churches converted to mosques blasting their ear deafening Allahu Akbar noise 24 hours a day.
Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."

Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."

The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
by Third World Sam November 13, 2023
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United Imperial

The States of United Imperial or (S.U.I/Imperial) is a online group that is trying to get rid of problems that plague the internet such as yiff, zoophiles, murrsuiters, pedophiles etc. they normally go after the things that hurt others with yiff, zoophilia and pedophiles are there main targets and the reason why is because yiff and zoophilia was never apart of the furry fandom but it was forced upon it by creeps and other bad people, and because of that you have hate going towards the good furries causing all the suicides and broken people and hate, and the furries who think this is ok need to change there mind and start helping then to keep on fueling the problem they always complain about
The united imperial is trying to help or the United imperial is a good empire
by Tachanka_Freeman November 27, 2021
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neural processing unit

Pronunciation: /ˈnʊrəl ˈprɑ sɛsɪŋ ˈju nɪt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Neural Processing Unit (phrase, noun) - A specialized computational device from which fiber-forming electrodes enter the electronic cerebra.
2. A neural cerebra that connects to a microcontroller or central processing unit (CPU) via a universal serial bus (USB) or peripheral component interconnection (PCI) interface. It is abbreviated as NPU.
Significance:
• It defines a “Neural Processing Unit” as a type of processing device.
• It specifies its connection methods (USB or PCI).
• It highlights its role within a larger computer architecture.
• It includes the abbreviation “NPU” to aid with clarity.
Phrase: neural processing unit
Examples:
• “The new computer incorporates a powerful neural processing unit.”
• “The neural processing unit enhances the velocity of machine education.”
• “The engineers tested the compatibility of the neural processing unit.”
• “A neural processing unit was inserted into the socket via the PCI bus.”
• “The microcontroller communicates to the neural processing unit.”
by Dmitrio January 21, 2025
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Unit

That unit there needs working on.
Das ding da braucht Arbeit
by Hotfirepants101 February 26, 2019
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portsmouth unit

200 lbs. Originating in Portsmouth, Virginia due to a large population of overweight people.
That women is about a 1.5 Portsmouth unit (300lbs).

That man is easily 2 Portsmouth units.
by Lambone26 June 18, 2017
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