Turkey in the Freezer

Butt stuff, or sex in general.

I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here

Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.

by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016

Greece and Turkey

Where you can get Diet Coke from if you're in Bulgaria.

(Diet Coke was sold and manufactured in Bulgaria from 2000 to 2013. It was then replaced by Coke Zero.)

Greece = Diet Coke
Turkey = Diet Coke
Greece and Turkey = Diet Coke!!!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 11, 2016

Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

rah, that gally is turkey piff

by piffmandep July 23, 2013

sherky turkey

A sherky turkey is someone who claims to rule the roost, when in fact, they do not. They are extremely lazy and often sherk their responsibilities (aka chores, bathing etc).

Brian thinks he is the man of the house, but he is actually just the sherky turkey.

by dirtiersquirrel May 9, 2018

Turkey Girl

a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.

Mia is such a turkey girl, she is always hanging with turkeys.

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009