Talking to the turkey

Oral sex on a woman.

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.

by Nullos November 11, 2011

Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

Turkey

A "turkey" in this context refers to someone who tries to act overly confident or impressive, often in a way that seems exaggerated or inauthentic, especially around girls. It's someone who might be trying too hard to appear cool or attractive but comes off as silly or not genuine. Ethan Ferraria, as described, would be an example of a "turkey" if he behaves this way around girls to make himself look better than he actually is.

“Yo ethan was being a turkey last night infront of the huzz”

by Sebastian canaverde August 13, 2024

Turkey

A country mistook as Arabs and many people think of it as a part of Europe but over 97% of Turkey is in Asia. The country was also home to the first female pilot. Also famous for its food, and sweet desserts: mostly their ice cream. A great place to go on holiday if you want a summery vacation. Owns Turkish airlines, the airline that flies to the most countries: 123 places.

jeff -"where should I go for this holiday?"
Elon- " I suggest Turkey, you'll finally be able to get an even tan"

by luvcookies123 February 17, 2021

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.

Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.

by EssPea October 2, 2023

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018

Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.

Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."

by Coastiekid20 January 16, 2024