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pussy trap 

A sentence/phrase (e.g. 'I am so worthless and I want to die.'), or action (e.g. cutting himself) made by a fat cunt who wants to get laid so desperately, and thus, tries to act so pitiful and helpless (e.g. acting depressed, emotional, and/or suicidal) in the hopes of getting the precious attention of non-suspecting women.
"Ignore what he is saying. He has been browsing a fuckton of porn sites and I can tell that he really wants to get laid so badly. He is clearly laying a pussy trap. Do not fall for it."
pussy trap by stagefourterminalcancer September 24, 2016
Related Words

Chinese Finger Trap

The act of applying super glue as lubricant while having sex. It allows some movement, while at the same time sticking and slowing you down.
My friend, never settle for super glue, rubber cement will give you the best chinese finger trap

rat trap 

when a man takes a mouse or rat trap to a woman’s nipples to squeeze the milk out when he is thirsty.
when chris gets home he is so thirsty he needs a rat trap!
rat trap by anonamouse April 8, 2003

Turkey Trap 

A loose, well used woman's pussy lips.
"Man I aint hittin on Nikky, its like a rusty old turkey trap, thing will bite my dick off"
Turkey Trap by John_418 July 1, 2005

Utah Trap 

A Utah trap is when you lick the pussy and shit in it. Then tell the girl to queef and it flutters like a Venus fly trap.
Utah Trap by HAHAHHAHAHdarn May 16, 2011
A Facebook post designed to trap the viewer into liking or commenting in order to convince that person into making a similar post, usually chosen from a list, on their own wall.
Aw, man, my friend said they used their boobs to get out of a ticket, so i liked it. Now, I'm caught in a post trap.
Post Trap by All Them Gains July 16, 2014