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Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
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Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
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Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
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Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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Get the Cow quacker mug.Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
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As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.
As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.
See that cave painting over there? It was drawn 3000 years ago by a cow. They were hunter-gatherers and they often killed animals for food, and one of these cows decided to depict it so their image could live on forever.
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