Uncle Goog

The internet as a whole that we ask our random questions.

An internet search. Not a specific search engine.
I'm going to ask Uncle Goog where I can buy that product.

by TiffanyCross December 7, 2025

Uncle Wick

When a woman buys a bag of blow in exchange for her nephew's soul.

My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.

High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle

(Indian English/Hinglish) Any >20 years male (besides your dad/brother) you meet/interact with

very family-oriented culture/civilization of ours, same applies for 'uncle' in all south asian languages

by Hello-553669 December 27, 2025

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

uncle pear

uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.

suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth

by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025

Indian uncle burn

It’s when your Indian uncle grabs your cock and chafes the tip of it on him beard stubble

Hey man I heard Liam was giving Indian uncle burn to his nephew the other night

by connels a fag January 18, 2025