Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

jake zammitt

An absolute god that everyone loves and can't stop loving. He is better than dryfield in every way.

Man that guy is such a jake zammitt.

by killmonkey1324 November 18, 2020

Papi jake

Jake is my papi not urs but mine 😩

Papi jake

by Kskdkf April 2, 2022

jake hanson

discord kitten

woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten

by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022

Jake Goff

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

by graysondemos March 4, 2018

Amber and Jake

So amber I love you, amber is an amazing girl, kind, sweet , funny, we may argue but I will always love you amber - Jake stubs.

Amber and Jake are awesome

by Johannesburg paulsty March 23, 2023

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a self obsessed cunt

Girl 1: omg that guy looks like a fuck boy
Girl 2: Oh must be Jake Paul

by Fatpussylips69 July 6, 2021