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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.
After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009
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ice cream sandwich

Aging hippie liberal douche observed as jamal and keisha rubbed out a liquidy ice ream sandwich.
by big hairy sand man May 3, 2004
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ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)
by unpimp December 24, 2007
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Ice Cream Truck

When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".
Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!
by Timhub March 1, 2022
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Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.
Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.
by treeguywussup August 12, 2011
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Ice cream sundae

When you cream in a girl in the back of a car on a freezing cold night.
Yeah dude last night we was chillin and I gave her an ice cream sundae before I dropped her home
by ddtown89 February 11, 2021
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Turkish Cream Pie

This happens when a guy cums in girls asshole, then she sharts the cum and shit back onto the guy.
I think Nathan got Turkish Cream Pied because hes being a dick.
by ROAD HOUSE September 1, 2016
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