gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum

The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned

by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020

common law fiance

When a couple has been "dating" for such a long time that they are on an inevitable path to marriage, the participants in the relationship become common law fiancés, even if no formal commitment to get married has been made. Often, the involved parties deny this de facto status, frequently out of fear of commitment or embarrassment over not taking their relationship to the next level. However, they usually conduct themselves like a typical engaged couple (e.g., sharing holidays with both sets of families, etc.)

Aaron: hey, is your fiance coming to dinner with us?
Mike: no, my girlfriend cannot make dinner tonight
Aaron: she is so your common law fiance...you guys have been together for more than 6 years!

by truthteller2 November 15, 2012

Crawford’s 1st law

Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.

Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.

by Dan 4250 March 27, 2019

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have something dangling from your body or carrying some type of cords, rope, line, string, wire, etc, as your crawl, walk, or run just about anywhere with it, the dangling cord has a tendency to get caught or wrapped around another object.

As I took the DVD player to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom door. I should have been aware of the law of dangling cords while transporting the DVD player.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

inverse wrights law

The Inverse wrights law; for every 50% reduction in vehicle sales costs go up 15%

Acceleration of the death of vehicle OEMs due to the Inverse wrights law. For instance if their sales drop by 50% their cost to go up 15% and if their gross margin was originally 20% it would drop to 5% assuming they could not increase their pricing.

by Trentism January 16, 2022

great-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Law of 100 Gays

The Law of 100 Gays is a sacred code created by our founding fathers hundreds of years prior to our existence. In this law, it is clearly stated that, “he who claims another man is gay over 100 times is instantly wrong, and instantly gay”. This law originally came from outer space, but has been used in numerous occasions as proof of innocence from discrimination by the council of gay.

Dear Citizen, you are very gay, and I have called you gay over one hundred times!
Citizen: HALT! I am far from gay! I shall apply the law of 100 gays to cancel out my gayness and make you the gayest man of all eternity!

by Bigpecker69 March 26, 2021