Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

MILK (Mother I'd Like To Kill)

A MILK is a mother you'd like to kill.

Tom: Dude, that women is a total MILK!

Jon: What do you mean?
Tom: MILK (Mother I'd Like to KILL)!

Jon: What the hell?
Tom: You heard me.

by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. January 7, 2025

Mother

Somebody who should love and care for you but most don't

My mother was supposed to come to my soccer game, but she was over at her Pilate instructor's house, again.

by flirtykeys May 15, 2025

your biological mother

means 'your mum (mom)' but posh-er

person: your biological mother is so morbidly obese...
you: shut up

by Random Ghost :) February 5, 2024

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

thoust mother

ur mom for realy fancy pepole (or epic pepole)

p1: hello bob the 3rd how are thine doing
p2: I'm doing thoust mother

by jnjnhyuasunhaer April 25, 2022

mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

My mother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021