Condom Turtle 

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

Condom Turtle by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Awkward Turtle 

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.

Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.

Awkward Turtle by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

UK version of Flippin' Frog legs

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes by anonymous August 15, 2023

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

Snapping Turtle by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal

aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!

floofy turtle by bunny_93 August 31, 2023

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

Chicken Turtle by Jacob S Fox February 17, 2024

Bathtub turtle 

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

Bathtub turtle by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024