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sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.
We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.
by Pocket39 March 29, 2017
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drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night
Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
by blupopscl July 23, 2016
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Sleep

1.) A myth, a pure concept, an idea. Many of these words have been used to describe the elusive "sleep." In my opinion? It's a cryptid. Impossible to catch.

2.) A temporary coma.

3.) Light death.
"Did anyone catch any sleep last night?"
"Nah, it's impossible!"
"Oh my god, you guys are going to die of sleep deprivation."
A conversation between friends.
by StarryFaerie April 17, 2019
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sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "
I only sleeped for three hours last night!
by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018
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sleep buff

When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.
"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."
by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023
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Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023
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