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Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.
Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022
mugGet the Sleepmug.

sleep during finals

Non- existant. There is no sleep during finals.
by marnie14 April 24, 2017
mugGet the sleep during finalsmug.

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans
I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.
by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023
mugGet the Ukrainian Sleeping Bagmug.

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts
Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest
by Leano brown September 19, 2025
mugGet the Sleep noncemug.

Sleep Panda

When you tend to cuddle in your sleep
And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard
by BrokenRecord6132 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Sleep Pandamug.

sleeping

you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is
a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping
mugGet the sleepingmug.

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