average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Chels'sICK

The AUDACITY to walk slow AF, just lolly gagging around bc there's nothing at all to do.

Look at him over there wasting time again, he must have Chels'sICK.

by Yoick October 25, 2023

Pop'sickel'cell anemia

When a person suffers from ice pop addiction.

Every summer Rae had to eat ice pops constantly, she has pop'sickel'cell anemia.

by Raemuhfukinluv December 14, 2023

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024

Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘

Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick

by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023

mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023