Thought Pirate

When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”

Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.

by carpitect October 16, 2018

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Pirate

To take one's hard liquor bottle tip it up and gozal or take a shot but somebody else's bottle.

Montymash pirated Dads hard liquor off the counter and guzaled it.

by MontyMash December 17, 2017

pirate flag

Zionist fans of the Kpop group Ateez use on your profile, the Kpop group that drinks Starbucks and collaborates with Zionist brands

Atinys use the pirate flag in their name on Twitter/X and other platforms such as Instagram and TikTok

by lindaperson July 2, 2024

Pirating

The act of illegally downloading a piece of media (usually games) from the internet for free, when the media costs money. This does not include getting gifts from someone.

Alexandra: Dude, I want Fallout 4 sooooo bad, but I'm fucking broke.
Chelsea: Just pirate it, I'll send you a link.
Alexandra: Pirating?

Chelsea: Basically getting stuff for free without paying for it.

by Almapie July 27, 2018

Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"

by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022

gain pirate

Someone who stops your workout in the gym or elsewhere

I hate that guy, stealing dumbells, damn gain pirate

by Gain master 21 May 24, 2016