March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

March 5th

People have to send their girlfriends a dick picture on March 5th, 2023. ITS JUST A FACT. especially if your name is bryce. Do It.

“Damn bro it’s March 5th, I have to Send a Dick Pic”

by bryce’sprettygf March 5, 2023

March 1st

The day of BabyTxga. Only reals Gs was born on this day

Baby Txga was born on March 1st.

by BabyTxga March 1, 2022

March 25th

Dream appreciation day. A day to appreciate dreamwastaken

No need to be used just appreciate dream on march 25th. WE LOVE YOU DREAMWASTAKEN

by Rinnieheehoo March 28, 2021

March 18

National “Give-A-Bisexual-A-High-Five” Day

Jacob (straight): “High fives!”

Cleo & Alex (bisexuals): “Why?”

Jacob (straight): “It’s March 18! National give a bisexual a high five day! Duh!”

by antmanandthewap March 18, 2023