by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.
by A coool persone March 19, 2020

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in
by doccuh April 24, 2022

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
