human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)

Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?

by duchndlhjcnbcnbchubcejbchue March 6, 2011

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.

Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.

by skimmed September 15, 2019

Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.

"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede

by PotatoePig September 7, 2023

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Human popsicle

Something you don't want to turn into.

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021