i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

by crippus1 March 28, 2009

Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.

Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah

by Open Side September 21, 2009

Bored off my Rocking Horse

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.

Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

by EntendreX2 December 18, 2015

Don't beat a dead horse

Acknowledging Urbandictionary as a credible dictionary in all of your classes.

Don't beat a dead horse:
"What is a Pepsi Challenge?"
"Well Urbandictionary says..."

by Anonghgh August 31, 2013

go see a man about a horse

A polite way of saying that you need to take a dump

"Be right back...I gotta go see a man about a horse"

by Cheese Steak Killer November 19, 2007

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021

Kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

An easy way to acquire horse meat however it can also mean you are a skilled huntsman and figuratively it mean to get 2 things done at once

Wow Babra you really can kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

YOWZER Brenden you have quite the talent to kill 2 horses with 1 rifle

by greebiel June 16, 2020