i have a huge bick

you read it wrong lol noob

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021

I Have No Guilty Disrepaired Consensus Of An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

I Have No Guilty Disrepaired Consensus Of An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

I Have No Guilty Disrepaired Consensus Of An Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.

Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022

why do guys have leg hair?

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020