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Fortnite 

Fortnite is a cringy ass game where virgin and 10 year olds scream and losing Brain Cells everyday for playing the game
Kid: STOP STEALING MY JUGJUG

Mom:i shouldn't adopted you in the first place

kid:SHUT UP MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE

Mom:this is the reason why me and your father are leaving you
Fortnite by Vix.HQ August 28, 2020

Fortnite 

That one game that still to this day of you reading this (I hope) is still making people a ton of money from things like YouTube, Twitch, eSports, and more. They absolutely love to listen to the community and put in big robots to force players back to other games. And now they're gonna copy and paste an avengers story and make it their "own".
Little Timmy: "Who wants to play fortnite?"

Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"

Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"
Fortnite by The_Lost_Ninja August 29, 2020

Fortnite 

a game that all the lonely kids bum out
Fortnite by Aegy August 30, 2020

Fortnite 

John: I just downloaded fortnite.

The other john: I'm not friends with you anymore.
Fortnite by OffDelay August 31, 2020

Fortnite 

"Oh shoot! i got Fortnite!"
Fortnite by hated for being a weeb September 6, 2020