rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 March 8, 2016

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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

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against the clock

to do something quickly befor deadline

-dude, you look so tired!

-Last week i was working against the clock to make my report before an appointment time.

by Dino Griffin November 17, 2016

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Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

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