Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Fat Cow

Average Low Intelligent, Bossy Bitch Manager At Retail Grocery Stores (Often Times They Will Appear Behind Their Co-Workers To Attempt A Heart Attack Scare)

Leshauna; I was trying to deliver my online orders and Fat Cow Appeared Behind Me!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021