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5 burgers minutes

How long does it need to be cooked?
" 5 burgers minutes"
by ThatguySy March 11, 2025
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Burger King Darlington

A 1-star hygiene rated dosser land. Full of 14 year olds with children and a packet of fake Richmond ciggarettes to “save eachother half” on.
“There’s the state on the Burger King Darlington dossers”
by Idontgiveafuckwhatabitchsay October 22, 2019
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grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.
Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways
by Parry by June 7, 2022
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nothing burger

when something has absolutely no substance or content whatsoever or means nothing
Austin Lin: Dude did you hear about that Joe Biden Speech? He was talking about literally nothing bruh.
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger
by EdgeTillIBlackOut November 15, 2023
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Burgers

A reference to Americans and their proclivity for fast food chains, degenerate materialism, and love for spreading "culture" that no one else wants.
Burgers pay
>43% federal tax
>13% state tax
>7% sales tax
>1% property tax
Total: 64% tax
Do burgers really pay 64% of their income on tax?
by hellonello April 28, 2021
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Burger hangover

When you know you shouldn't, but you eat it anyway, and you feel like you're going to die afterwards.
Dude, don't do it. You'll be praying to God during the burger hangover.
by DeathByBeef April 22, 2019
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Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.
Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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