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bowlzack 

my bowlzack is f****** huge.
bowlzack by irocknikez July 28, 2009

Camilla Parker-Bowles 

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.

Matching Bowls 

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.
"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."
Matching Bowls by callinghome November 1, 2004

bowling ball cut 

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.
I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.
bowling ball cut by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

Bowlscape 

The art of designing the most perfectly engineered grouping of marijuana for optimal smoking and viewing pleasures.
The bowlscape that Jason arranged last night did not only give me an erection from the skill involved in the perfect arrangement but also sent me into a cross eyed fury straight to the kitchen.

bowlingposting 

(a bowlingpost) is the act of suddenly coming online to a group chat and posting something entierly irrelevant to the current discussion/topic in said group chat/group text.
Some people are currently discussing mortgages in group chat. A person that wasn't part of the discussion posts a picture of coca cola bottle filled with baked beans. That person just committed the act of bowlingposting the group chat.
bowlingposting by bregor2 December 23, 2020