Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.

That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.

by ballzbutt June 7, 2016

anal freeze

Like brain freeze but in your anus.

That dick was a real anal freeze!

by lennard457523 June 5, 2016

anal beams

What comes out your ass when you use laser buttplugs

Guy: wow those are some amazing anal beams

by Weedbruh June 2, 2016

anal tremors

The involuntarily contractions of the anus while waiting for penetration.

Greg: I love watching your rim twitch like that, it's so hot
Steph: I can't help it babe, I've got anal tremors

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

anal nugget

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

by Lyzard September 6, 2016

Anal blur

When you can’t really remember who you first had anal with, but you know you’ve had it pretty much every time since.

Person 1: At least I had anal this weekend.
Person 2: Thanks to Chris for opening that world up for you back in Miami.
Person 1: Was Chris the first person I had it with?

Person 2: I thought so…
Person 1: I dont know. It's an anal blur.

by itsallablurblurblur1 January 15, 2018