A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
Get the Long Haggismug. Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010
Get the Long Momentmug. This is something someone says to imply that you put a lot of effort to see what was going on. Most of the time when they use their entire head and body to look at something .
Sam tried hard to see what his sister had in her hand as she left. She turn around and stated, “ you sure have a long neck.”
by Jjaai May 22, 2023
Get the Long neckmug. "Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023
Get the Long Elevatormug. Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
Get the Glazed Long Jhonmug. noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.
We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!
by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021
Get the Long vealmug. by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018
Get the long nipsmug.