I’m depressed going go play some footy
by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022
by Backstabbed Mcgee January 24, 2023
When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 14, 2021
SOME CUNT- refers to a mystery person who has done some mythical feat. Some Cunt is actually a Japanese truck driver. Uncommon is this truck driver, but they still manage to achieve their objectives without any visual sightings.
by Hender99 December 15, 2022
shake some ass refers to standing on business but only for females.
by kakeOH May 09, 2025
Shake some ass, refers to standing on business but strictly for females.
by kakeOH May 09, 2025
by Swan22 April 08, 2018