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Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023
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Mojive Turkey

a blackman in the ghetto going crazy...like a mojive turkey!!
he was going nuts like a mojive turkey!!!
by Lucster September 9, 2020
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Turkey

Someone who "Gobble gobble gobbles" on a lot of dick.
Last Thursday at Taka sam was like a turkey. She just kept gobbling on dick.
by Dan The Man <3 October 17, 2017
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Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.
Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?
by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020
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Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area
That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
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turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.
shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me
by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023
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turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"
by mdanny December 15, 2008
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