Squeaky turkey

When a guy does his girl so good, she gobbles. Or...gobbling cock.

She turned into a squeaky turkey.

by Inkedmommy March 2, 2018

turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017

Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Turkey

Someone who is child-like or spirited.

My toddler is a Turkey!

by EgyptianKathy November 22, 2023

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018

turkey whipped

One who has a fetish for eating ass with hemorrhoids and or licking up dingleberries.

Hell nah nigga you turkey whipped

by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024

Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.

Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."

by Coastiekid20 January 16, 2024