Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

Mojive Turkey

a blackman in the ghetto going crazy...like a mojive turkey!!

he was going nuts like a mojive turkey!!!

by Lucster September 9, 2020

Turkey

Someone who "Gobble gobble gobbles" on a lot of dick.

Last Thursday at Taka sam was like a turkey. She just kept gobbling on dick.

by Dan The Man <3 October 17, 2017

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.

shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me

by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008