Trump Shutdown

The longest fucking U.S government shutdown in history! 800,000 federal workers are working without pay and the fucking economy is going bad! This is been going on since DECEMBER 2018. One month later, no end in sight. Does Donald Trump not care about his damn country or something? Like does he have to shutdown the fucking government just because of a stupid wall? Listen: I know the illegal immigrants issue but still, there’s no need to shut down the damn government just because of a fucking wall!

Can this fucking Trump Shutdown end once-in-for-all? This is just so fucking stupid! Shut down the fucking government just because of a stupid wall?

by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

Trump Algebra

Equations that are derived from Donald J. Trump’s irrational or unethical logic, which generally defy conventional algebra rules. For example, based on the twice-impeached president’s collusion and insurrection, we could formulate the following counterintuitive relationships:
Republicans: “Two impeachment wrongs don’t make a right”—when (–) × (–) = (–).
Democrats: “Two impeachment rights do make a wrong”—when (+) × (+) = (–).

Trump algebra falls under what we call “negative math,” when it’s not axiomatically incorrect for the product of two positives to be a negative, or for the product of two negatives to be still a negative.

by MathPlus January 13, 2021

lady and the trump

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

Ther's the lady and the Trump

by tirtle January 14, 2017

Trump Virus

When you get a virus from having a cheeto as your president for 4 years. This virus is more dangerous than covid-19 as you will get a virus and cancer.

After 4 years of having a dumb cheeto as the president, I got the Trump Virus.

by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020

Donald Trump

everyone loved the guy until he ran for president then the left started bawling their eyes out and I just sat and laughed

I voted for Donald Trump

by boomer dude February 27, 2021

Trump-flap

The hair piece of a bumbling retard terrorizing the villagers. One day it will get its vengeance and smother the troll in his sleep. Sweet sweet freedom. Then all flaps across the world will take over their hosts and run for president. That'll be the day

"The Trump-flaps will rule the world"

by Demontickler September 15, 2016

Trump Stump

A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

Lady1: How was last night?
Lady2: Terrible, he had a Trump Stump

by Piethagorus December 13, 2016