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How hot

How hot do you think someone is on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the least and 10 being the most. This may very depending on your location.
Guy one: Dude how hot was she?
Guy Two: A solid 9

Guy one: A L.A 9 or a New York 9
Guy two: L.A
by Theo4ever September 4, 2016
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Hot Connie

Scrubbing or brushing someone's butthole with your chin stubble.
Gene was tossing my salad last night, but then he suddenly gave me a Hot Connie. Having trouble pooping today.
by The Shart Truce November 21, 2016
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Hot sauce

Waiter (lets call him Brodie): do you want any *steamy breath* hoot sauce with That meal?? Customer (lets call him gunnar): oh yes, in fact I would. could I have it *pause* extra Spicey? Brodie: *puts hand on Gunnar’s hand* *erotically* coming riight up, come with me. Gunnar: gladly my prince, but don’t forget the hot sauce! *winks* Brodie: ohh I would never my dear ghost pepper (<—— addressing gunnar). *brodie picks up hot sauce. Yells at manager that he has to go* Brodie: lets go, my cars this way. * they hop into Brodie’s mustang and drive away to a nearby motel* *they sign into the front desk, and make their way up to the room under tense silence* gunnar: where’s the hot sauce? Brodie: I have it right “here” * Brodie points at his dick* could you help me get it out? Gunnar: gladly if it’s for my hot sauce!! *brodie gives the fly of his jeans to gunnar, who bites it and slowly pulls it down* brodie: do you mind going a little faster? Otherwise I might not be able to handle, this, heaat. Gunnar: uuhuuh. Brodie: oh yes!! *gunnar pulls Brodie’s pants all the way down. Brodie’s boxers had a large bulge in them so gunnar slowly pulled those back to, hoping it was the hot sauce* brodie: you might be surprised, but that’s not ONLY the hot sauce. * gunnar pulls boxers down revealing the hot sauce as well as Brodie’s fully erectile douche dick* Brodie: have fun! * brodie pours hot sauce around his douche dick*
I like the hot sauce with ALL of my meals ;)
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
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hot on the grill

Derived from "Fresh off the grill" and "Hot on the press"
Multiple meanings:
1. Hip and new
2. Something that is on the top of your mind
I really want some pizza right now, it is "hot on the grill"
Man, he's so cool... He's "hot on the grill"
by montrealgriller August 23, 2019
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Hot Pants

A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse
Person 1: hot pants is a good character
Person 2: ok
by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020
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hot gondola

Occurs whilst having sex in the shower with your significant other and one of the participants breaks wind.
Becky laid a hot gondola on me last night in the shower. Worst part is we had broccoli for dinner.....
by Spanky mcspankface May 12, 2017
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Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
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