Jew Trap

When your on the highway and theirs 2 people going like 40 in both lanes so you cant get around them

Shit we’ll never make it now were caught in a jew trap

by John Johny Jones August 3, 2025

The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.

Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”

by The long nose September 12, 2025

Tunnel Jew

The greediest type of human you can imagine.

Customs had me pay $30 clearance on a $25 item, such tunnel jews.

by Noticer69 January 16, 2024

Jews

Our greatest allies! People that claim to be the ultimate victims, yet run highly influential organizations like the World Jewish Congress and AIPAC, have themselves almost all media executive positions, own and lead most of all of the worlds banks and financial institutions like the Rothschild Dynasty, Goldman Sachs and Blackrock, own the worlds most powerful defense and mass surveillance organizations like NASA and Palantir, and have disproportional representation in Western elected and un-elected officials. They also made deals with Adolf Hitler like the Haavara Agreement and the Balfour Declaration, plotted the assignation of John F Kennedy to to steal the nuclear bomb, sunk the USS Liberty, staged 9-11 to get the United States on board with the Clean Break Memo, and staged October 7th to finish the aforementioned plan. They are brag about creating communism, transgenderism, and psycho-psychology -- on display with Jews like Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Magnus Hirschfeld, and Sigmund Freud. According to the Jewish Virtual Library, all of the history's worst people are considered heroes to the Jews. According to most Jewish Rabbis, antisemitism is "the hate that mutates" and started 2000 years ago with the birth of Jesus Christ.

Based guy: "Gee, why have the Jews been kicked out of 109 countries?"
Idiot: "Durr idk. But mustache man is the most evilest man ever for wanting them gone!"
Based guy: "But the same problems we have in modern America were present and worse in the Wiemar Republic..."
Idiot: "Uhh durr. Nuh-uh. I know all about how bad the nazis were even though i barely even know what century WW2 started in."

by PerfectWhine February 21, 2025

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021

Jew Baby

A young white guy who is often described the criminal street version of a well known super hero or celebrity.

When I was in Louisiana I went to the casino to buy hookers drugs and gamble and I legit met Indiana Jones from the gutter his real name was Jew Baby but he was a pimp plug problem! While the hooker was topping me off he stole my car and he was so charismatic I didn't even mind

by IVMethCrunchyLlama April 9, 2023