Taco Handshake

The art of female masturbation while sitting on a toilet at work. At times this maybe used in substitution of a muff slap.

She was extremely horny while working but was on her period so she went to the bathroom and preformed a taco handshake.

by Hammy_03 September 26, 2009

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Soccer Taco

A creative way for the sign industry, invented by Rachel Taft in 2008, to explain to customers why their PDF logo isn't a usable vector image...

I explain to the customer that the PDF they have given me is like a soccer taco... "the image inside your pdf started out as a soccerball. You have wrapped it in a taco shell by saving it as a PDF. Just because your soccerball is wrapped in a taco shell doesnt make it a taco. At no point does saving your soccerball as a PDF make it into usable beef, it doesnt change the original composition of your image... I still need you to send me a taco..."

by RABT March 13, 2009

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taco salad

Unshaven female pubic hair, especially that which is abnormally thick and full.

Dude don't go down on that, she has taco salad.

by equis.zero May 24, 2007

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taco bell

A place where they lie to you saying that it's mexican food, well it doesn't, these are crunchy tortillas with chilly, the normal taco are with other kind of meats (and even other tortillas... at last everyone is crazy) and are NOT crunchy tortillas the crunchy tortillas are called tostadas (like toasts, but these are made of tortillas, not bread)

oh! btw, the quesadillas doesn't have chease!!!

-Hey man, i want some tacos
-do you want some real tacos, or false tacos
-hum... false would be okay!
-Lets go to taco bell!

by Sheishop August 14, 2007

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Taco Bell

The Mexican Phone Company

They didn't pony up to Taco Bell and now their phone's disconnected.

by Kuerno May 30, 2008

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Paco and Taco

A racist term used against Mexicans and Mexican-Americans

American stonemasons suffer trying to maintain work nowadays because Paco and Taco constantly underbid on jobs just to get work. The client usually doesn't want to spend a lot of money, so they hire a bunch of Mexicans. Work is done quicker and cheaper.

by L.V. July 15, 2006

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