Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.

I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again

by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022

Ball soup

When a whore gargles balls in her mouth and a viscous juice is created.

I was at my dick appointment last night and gave em' the ol' ball soup.

by SmashMe February 27, 2020

Soup

A code name used for an attractive male.

Girl 1: His abs are so impaled into his spine I could eat soup off of them
Girl 2: Zam I know right

2.
Girl 1: Have you seen soup today?

Girl 3: Who’s soup?
Girl 1+2: NOBODY

by souplover69 April 23, 2018

Acorn Soup

It’s just like boiled water with some acorns in it. The water could probably turn a light brown color from the dirty nature-y acorns. Boil the acorns in with the water to eliminate the brown water and kill the bacteria. I guess.

Hey wouldja like some acorn soup?

by BussyMan0307 May 17, 2020

cum soup

When you and yo gurl be fuckin and yall both cum. It starts to leak out and yall just be sittin in it

My gurl makes a meeeean cum soup.

by suckmytaint_whore November 11, 2022

monkfish soup

Something awful, a total failure, A total disaster; something that is confusing, unpleasant, or fundamentally flawed in concept or execution. Often used to describe poorly implemented ideas, features, or projects. Reference to the dish Agwi-Jjim.

That rollout was pure monkfish soup—nobody understood it, and now everything’s broken.

by AnimositySteve May 6, 2025

Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.

Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.

by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016