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Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.
Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.
I'm very tactile and I love to SOFT Marvin's skin.
by ezmom63 March 22, 2023
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Subway "Soft Drink"

I am going to get a Subway "Soft Drink"
by chipdabeaver May 15, 2023
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Old softie

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
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Eating soft rice

Eating soft rice (软饭吃者) has a chinese origin surrounding it. It is usually refers to men who smooches off of their girlfriend and live off of them. Soft rice eaters doesn't want to find a job but rely on their S/O to feed and take care of them.
Eg. "Emily's boyfriend is a soft rice eater!"

" You should stop eating soft rice and find a decent job!"
by Danes November 28, 2023
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american soft taco

The main ingredient is usually beef, pork, chicken, or turkey muscles, or a combination of meats and poultry.
Hey Robbie, are you bringing the American Soft Taco's to the cook out?
by Lil Hero July 24, 2024
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Schrodingers Softie

The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.
Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
by ap0q March 18, 2026
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