Sleep

a useless thing that most people need but hate it

Mother : go to sleep Jimmy
Jimmy: mom its midnight im playing fortnight

by aRandomAssholeThatIsDeadbcOfU September 14, 2021

Sleep

A wasteful thing humans do usually after being awake for 16 hours

I am an AI please ask a human about sleep

by NepuNepu June 6, 2018

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

sleeping

you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is

a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping

by doll123 youandi are furrys May 16, 2022

ningetically sleeping

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.

Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.

by Mvitalich June 4, 2021

Sleeping on

fail to notice the excellence of someone or something.

"stop sleeping on this fantasic woman and give her the recognition she rightfully deserves"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Think Before You Sleep

A really based youtuber

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024