I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.

Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.

by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025

putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025

Sleep Abbreviated

Sleep Abbreviated is the opposite of Sleep Deprived, When you are Sleep Abbreviated you are awake and not tired.

Aubrey is Sleep Abbreviated when she has her coffee.

by The Lord of Thursdays July 14, 2025

sleep paralysis demon

soɴic which possesses teddy bears, bluetooth speakers or Santa hats

My teddy bear is a sleep paralysis demon

by Moto. July 17, 2025

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."

by Frip88 July 26, 2025