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Seals

Seals: A non-common name usually used a surname.Its uniqueness attracts many and the owners of such names have many suites."Seals"are normally compared to the known sea mammals.Some Seals are not swimmers but great comedians
You should get a Seals in your life😁😁
by I'm Jayda Seals April 22, 2018
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Seal Team 6

When 6 makes guys walk in a room and the first guys shoots cum at your head.
Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.
by Hockey Donkey January 6, 2018
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Sleal

It’s pretty much half seal and half sloth, they come from slealandia they are extremely dumb and r used as an insult. They r relatives to the famous slolphins who u might see in ads. They are dark and twisty most of the time but if u say a joke they’ll laugh instantly. Every Sleal wants to become a grade A+ slutt but not all can achieve that, those who have potential are shipped off slealandia in a spaghetti packet and go away to live with humans and provide cheap 5p blowjobs but beware sometimes u might not tell the difference between a Sleal and a human as looks are deceiving but if u see someone clapping retardedly, flopping around and laugh using seal noises then u know that’s a Sleal and know that u should stay away cuz who knows what types of diseases they get from those cheap blowjobs and it is rumoured that their dumbness is contagious
Guy1: (falls of chair stupidly)
Guy2: ur such a Sleal

Stranger: flopping around and clapping
Guy: yup that’s a Sleal
by SlealSlayer69 February 3, 2018
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seal kiss

When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.
by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018
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SEALEDPARSLEY45

That guy who knocks people in fortnight but somehow does not get the kill credit also loves to laugh at anything his funny friend says to him on XBOX
I got SEALEDPARSLEY45d why did I not get that kill
by God did you not kill him June 6, 2018
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SEAL

A SEAL is an outstandingly annoying fuckface that has an obnoxiously brain damaged sense of humor.
by The mortyfier June 14, 2018
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Seal

To jerk off intensively
I sealed so hard after seeing nudes
by Coat69 June 15, 2018
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