Star Fish Man

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.

"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."

by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022

star trekking for pussy

When you travel a long distance to get laid

Yeah bro sam has me star trekking for pussy

by Xtraspiceyramen December 27, 2018

Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.

Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022

Attacking the Death Star

Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.

Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star

Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?

Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.

by xyulie January 22, 2018

the death star plans

A rare move used during sexual intercourse where the female pulls open her vagina then the male ejaculates trying to land his sperm in the hole

Last night I had to use the death star plans like Luke Skaywalker

by Mr.McLoven April 20, 2017

Colette Brawl Stars

Bruhler from bruh stars that ppl wont stop simping for because they never touched grass and they never will

BSSandwich: Hey sicome

SiComeSonoIo: Hey sandwich

BSSandwich: i simp for Colette Brawl Stars

SiComeSonoIo: i swear i am gonna beat you to death anyways why

BSSandwich: because shes hot

SiComeSonoIo: even your mom Is hotter, and shes so fat that the universe js nothing compared to her

BSSandwich: *fucking dies*

by NoComeSeiTu October 4, 2021

star bollock naked

going fully nude - British Term

"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"

by ManchesterLad July 22, 2015