Crab Smacked

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl

Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!

by Hairy pee hole May 22, 2009

Tab Smack

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick. Grew in popularity in certain areas of NJ after it happening to a girl Tabatha.

Person 1: Yo, this girl keeps buggin the sh-t outta me
Person 2: F-ck it, next time you see her tab smack that bitch, i bet that'll get her to leave you alone.

by TR420 July 6, 2009

jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009

Hooter Smack

Having sex. Its a more casual way to say sex rather than using the words "fuck" or "smash" for example.

" Hey baby lets hooter smack tonight."

by sara hilbonnie March 13, 2010

perma-smack

n. (per-muh-smack) Word used to describe the phenomenon of permanence that occurs when someone says something nasty or hateful online and it becomes published.

Suzanne's dreams of making a difference by being a foster mother were dashed because of perma-smack someone published years earlier saying that she was a drunk.

Modern law will be shaped by cases involving perma-smack. While civil suits will pursue claims that a job was not awarded or a person was fired for perma-smack, criminal charges will be brought against cyber bullies who caused a young person's suicide.

by kathrynmham April 8, 2010

Tomato Smack

pullin the tomato outta your whopper and when ur finished eatin the burger wrappin the tomato up in the wrapper. u then take this tomato thing and smack sum1 in the face with it.

that faggot stole my fry. bitch is about to catch a tomato smack.

by JDMx420 April 10, 2010

Wolf Smackeroo

When a woman's face appears jaundiced after spending too much time in the sun and a male suitor has only one option--doggy-style.

Jane's face looked like it was melting so I had no choice but to give her the Wolf Smackeroo.

by smackaroo man June 24, 2010