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Pussy Pizza 

The sexual act with an order of pizza. The man places a slice of pizza on the woman's crotch. With the preparations complete, the man proceeds to eat dat pussy and the pizza at the same time. Proceed to add a new slice of pizza when the previous slice is finished. This act can also be done in reverse by wrapping said pizza slice around the penis. This is particularly useful when the woman has a vagina of peculiar taste or when the man needs a quick snack before work but the wife is in need of satisfaction.
"Jesus, I was about to leave for work, but Janey was horny as fuck. I was hungry though, and luckily had some spare pizza from last night, so I had some Pussy Pizza to eat. Lucky me!"
Pussy Pizza by Raven of Thor March 22, 2017
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Pineapple pizza 

The spawn of Satan Worst then booty flakes
Yo you want some pineapple pizza
No they taste like shit u moron
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big pizza 

when you slap a white girz ass and cum on the spot where you slapped it so it looks like a piza with the red sauce and white cheese.
i gave that girl a big pizza last night and it wasnt out of the oven man.
big pizza by the fkn man December 9, 2008

Greek Pizza Joint 

Hey! Let's go to that greek pizza joint and get some greek pizza!

Dominoes Pizza Tracker 

The most amazing thing invented in the history of tracking it takes pizza to a whole new level and deserves some sort of awards not only does it make waiting for pizza a little more tolerable it's basically pretty bitchin'.
door bell rings, pizza man is there w/ pizza
Jeff: Hey Ty
Pizzaman: The Dominoes Pizza Tracker is pretty bitchin aye
Jeff:fo shiz
Dominoes Pizza Tracker by Gnarli August 19, 2011

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie 

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

cook some pizza pops

yo i'll be there in about 45 minutes... i gotta cook some pizza pops first